+gif request: John and Sherlock getting married.
How it should have been, indeed!
What do you mean should have been? This is exactly what happened.
canon tbh
sherlock thinks he’s just an andrenaline rush for john and that john only needs him to maintain his risky lifestyle… it’s even worse than thinking you’re just a good shag for someone god it breaks my heart
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piningjohn-deactivated20150116 answered:
asfhasfahfsa canon
johnlock smooches commissioned by purplppleatr ♥♥♥
this made me so feel peaceful while drawing!!
HOW FUCKED UP IS SHERLOCK’S FACE DURING THE TARMAC SCENE LIKE HOW A FACE HAS EVER SAID “I LOVE YOU WITH ALL MY HEART AND WOULD DIE FOR YOU” MORE BEAUTIFULLY IN THE WHOLE HISTORY OF HUMANITY WTF
John making Sherlock wear a plug while they go out to a crime scene, and he’s standing there squirming the entire time, hardly able to focus.
They go to dinner, and he starts grinding down on it, very subtly moving his hips and trying to be subtle- but John notices when he accidentally groans a little.
He takes him into the loo, right there in Angelo’s, locks the door, pulls his trousers and pants down to his ankles, pulls the plug out, stuffs a hand towel in his mouth to muffle the noise, and fucks him against the wall- no mercy.
When they exit the bathroom, Sherlock is waddling like a penguin, and John has a rididulous grin on his face. They go home and repeat the process.
Does anyone want to Roleplay Drarry, Destiel, or Johnlock with me over kik in paragraph form? Or write a fanfic together over google drive? If so, then please send me an ask and I will answer privately.
if we ever do get to meet Harry, i hope we meet her in a really kind of funny way
She just walks in, goes to the fridge of the loft, and looks for a beer. When she can’t find one, she closes the door, calls John at work, and says “your boyfriend doesn’t have any beer.”
Welcome to the S.S Johnlock. This is your captain, Mrs. Hudson, and your second-in-charge, Mary.
I CANT EVEN
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I know a ton of you have been waiting for this one. Teaching you to make your own plastic keychains!
To start off, I think the biggest question everyone has is what I use to make them. I work with shrink film. You might be familiar with Shinky Dink brand shrink film as a kid. I use Grafix brand white inkjet shrink film. The inkjet kind is relatively pricey compared to the regular kind. If you’re using regular, I don’t recommend you stick it in your printer. Sharpie markers would be good for that.
Alright, now open up the file with the images that you’re working with. Make sure your images are a lot bigger than you want your finished product to be since they shrink significantly.
You’ll also want to lighten the opacity to about half. I go somewhere between 50-60%.
Now print your image out! I’ve found that it works best for me when I have it at the plain paper setting, and standard print quality.
Holepunch with a ¼" holepuncher BEFORE you shrink them. It’s so much more work to have to punch holes when your plastic is thick!
Cut out your design, leaving the amount of border you want.
Set them on a tray for convenience. An aluminum foil sheet works too, but I recommend cookie trays because they are easier and quicker to get out of the oven.
Preset heat. Your shrink film package will tell you what temperature to set it at, but I find that it isn’t always accurate for me. I generally set temperature to 350 degrees or so.
Put them in the oven. Remember to keep track of time! I leave them in for about a minute and a half.
After time is up they should be super small! Magic!
If your charms are not flat, put something heavy on it right out of the oven when they are still hot and malleable.
If you’d like to, you can seal them now. In my last two batches, I used clear topcoat nail polish. The problem with that is that I need between 3-5 coats of it, and it takes a while to dry. I’ve been experimenting with modpodge.
For lariats, you can use jump rings or lobster clasps.
Here is one that I made that wasn’t sealed. The finished texture after shrinking is a little bit rough. There’s nothing wrong with leaving them unsealed, but because they are inkjet printed, the colors wash right of without protection.
This is one that was sealed with modpodge. The colors become a little more vibrant and smooth and water resistant. Things often get stuck on when applying or drying so be careful.
These ones down here were sealed with clear nail polish. They come out shiny if you put enough coats, but the grainy texture will still be there.
Well, there ya go! Have fun making your own keychains!
