King of Classelot — I stubbed my toe and naturally I screamed...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

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thisismedisappearing

I stubbed my toe and naturally I screamed “mOTHERFUCKER” and then my dad poked his head out of the livingroom and said “you rang?”

jungwildeandfree

hats off for the ultimate dad joke