King of Classelot — THE SIGNS AFTER SEX

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THE SIGNS AFTER SEX

  • Aries: Sooo...you up for another round yet?
  • Taurus: Spoons with you and holds your hand.
  • Gemini: Immediately goes to sleep to avoid awkward eye contact and conversations about the next date. (There won't be one.)
  • Cancer: Makes you a snack and starts asking about your future together.
  • Leo: Spreads out on the bed, gives themselves a mini congratulations, falls asleep in .2 seconds.
  • Virgo: Immediately takes a pregnancy test.
  • Libra: *Posts about it on twitter and takes post-sex selfies*
  • Scorpio: Ignores you and goes to sleep.
  • Sagittarius: *Gets phone calls from the police about noise complaints*
  • Capricorn: "I never came you asshole."
  • Aquarius: Lights a cigarette, "so do you believe in aliens?"
  • Pisces: Makes you tuck them into bed afterwards.
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