Cases: one of them gets hurt on the case and the other has a bitch-fit from it and then love confessions happen

Sam: SHIPS IT LIKE 1000% and figures out they love each other before they even figure it out themselves. is totes okay with Dean being bi even though Dean is under the impression that Sam will hate him for it.

Charlie: Dean’s bestie. hella nerdy and cute and talks Dean through all of his bullshit and lets him know that it’s okay to be into guys.

Benny: always says ‘brother’ and is Dean’s bestie. he and Dean used to do it back in the day, but they’re totes just friends now.

Kevin: doesn’t ever know what’s going on and doesn’t give two shits about anything.

John and Mary: John is a shitty dad and gives Dean shit for being bi. makes shit awkward for Dean but Cas handles it like a pro. he eventually comes around and is okay with Dean being with Cas. sometimes. not always. Mary is the best mom ever and loves Cas like her own and cooks them a lot of food.

Anna: Cas’ older sister that loves him and listens to all of his bitching about his problems with Dean. Anna is just great in fics, okay?

Gabriel: Cas’ older bro that loves candy and takes Cas to strip clubs all the time.

Michael: Cas’ oldest sibling who ruins shit for Cas all the time. OR. he’s the big bro that took care of Cas while they were growing up and is the best.

Cas’ Parents: this is always weird, uncharted territory in fic. like, sometimes Amelia Novak is his mom and Jimmy is his dad? sometimes, Naomi is is mom? idefk. but they’re always HUGE assholes or dead. sad, i know.

Dean’s sexuality: Dean is either 100% confident in his bisexuality or is in so much denial that he overcompensates by fucking a lot of women.

Wings: Dean fucking loves them and wants to touch them 24/7. Cas gets off on it. like, always.

Freckles: Dean has like a million of them

Hair: “styled within an inch of its life”, “sex hair”, “sleep mussed”, and “rumpled” are all different ways that Cas’ hair is described. it’s perfect.

Eyes: the greenest green that ever did green and the bluest blue that ever did blue. they get lost in each other’s all the time. it’s perfect.

Trenchcoat: Cas is always wearing the damn thing. no matter what.

Cas’ Voice: deeper than anything ever and it gives Dean instant boners.

"Hello, Dean": NO MATTER WHAT WORLD WE ARE IN, NO MATTER HOW AU THE AU IS, IT’S ALWAYS “Hello, Dean”. ALWAYS.

Conflict: someone freaks out about some kind of miscommunication and it all goes to shit for, like, a chapter or two.

Resolution: each of their friends kick their asses for being so stupid because of the miscommunication and then they finally realize that they done fucked up and it all is fixed and everything is happy. unless, for some reason, OP is hell-bent on making shit sad, then they stay broken up forever and ever.

Sexy-Times: this topic inspires a shit ton of conflict within the fandom. “WHO BOTTOMS?!?” is the biggest question. the fact is that it doesn’t really matter because the sex ranges from “awkward first times” to “holy shit that is the greatest thing ever”. they literally do it everywhere at anytime and they’re both insatiable.

Conclusion: i can never get enough of this perfect shit